ONLY IN AMERICA can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. do banks have both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braile lettering. do people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet coke. do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the friveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
ONLY IN AMERICA can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. do banks have both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braile lettering. do people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet coke. do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the friveway and put our useless junk in the garage.